You probably wouldn't appreciate this if you're not a Gleek, but oh my friggin GAWD, we now have video of Sue Sylvester performing Madonna's Vogue. *Squee* (popbytes)

Here are the 13 most successful secular fiction novels never to be adapted into a movie. Yeah, this list is even more random than usual. (Pajiba)

Heidi Montag is claiming she was sexually assaulted, conveniently when "The Hills" is almost ended and her boyfriend got kicked off. (Yeeeah!)

Oh look, Justin Timberlake might be splitting with Jessica Beil to reunite with Cameron Diaz. Who couldn't see this one coming? (The Blemish)

Oh. My. GOD. Lea Michele and Idina Menzel are like twins or something. (Seriously? OMG!)

You can now add "Homophobe" to the long list of things to hate about Jesse James. (Celebitchy)

Another day, another business that has gone down in flames after associating with Lindsay Lohan. (Celebslam)

Oh look, Justin Bieber is bashing Disney stars for being corny. Stone, meet glass house. (HollyWire)

Charlie Sheen decided to sneak out of rehab by wearing a fake mustache to bang an escort. Really? A fake mustache? (CelebSmack)