Here's a list of the ten hottest gingers ever. What, no Jenny Lewis? (Pajiba)

I'm not sure who Nicky Minaj is or why I should care, but her ass is freaking me out a touch right now. (Yeeeah!)

Dayum, Dave Matthews got faaaaaaaaaaat. (The Blemish)

For someone who just had a baby 8 days ago, Amanda Peet looks pretty damn good. (Seriously? OMG!)

Heidi Montag might be addicted to pain killers. To be fair, you would be to if you were married to Spencer Pratt. (Celebitchy)

Toni Braxton might want to think about unbreaking her vagina. (Celebslam)

Glee got rejected by Coldplay, I'm assuming because Glee wasn't totally gay enough. (HollyWire)

Apparently, Courtney Love is talking about how she banged Gavin Rossdale. Congrats on being a whore. (CelebSmack)

Just in case you were wondering, Jessica Simpson is still really goddamn gross. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan is apparently back at Millions of Milkshakes. Who would even let this woman near their food? (popbytes)