Impartial Statement: This is a review of "8: The Mormon Proposition." Partial Statement: Everyone who voted Prop 8 needs to be dragged out into the street and shot, because you people are fucking scum and little more than an ugly little shit-stain on society. Fuck you and your idea of what God wants. (Pajiba)

So you're under arrest for defrauding an inn of $10,000; what do you do? Well, if you're Randy Quaid and his meth-wife, you bring in your Golden Globe to clear your name. *Slow Clap* (Yeeeah!)

Call me crazy, but what the fuck does Olivia Munn naked have anything to do with animal abuse or boycotting the circus? (The Blemish)

Here are the many faces of Joan Rivers. Each one costs about $5,000. (Seriously? OMG!)

John Mayer thinks that Twitter is over, now that everyone realizes that he is tired and unfunny. (Celebitchy)

"The Hills" is back tonight! Now would be a great time to kill yourself. (BricksandStones)

It's a day that ends in "Y", which means Kim Kardashian is whoring something out. (Agent Bedhead)

You know what's an even better idea than giving Tila Tequila her own fashion line? Absolutely anything else. (POTP)

I temporarily suspend my hate for Ed Hardy because The Situation is wearing very tiny Ed Hardy undies and I'm a filthy whore and I hate myself so much right now. (popbytes)