The movie adaptation of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" is pretty much as awesome as the book. (Pajiba)

Looks like Jesse James pulled a Britney Spears and left sex rehab after only, like, two days. (Yeeeah!)

I'm not sure how real this is, but holy crap! Nicolette Sheridan might have had the crap kicked out of her by the creator of "Desperate Housewives". (The Blemish)

Why do Tori and Dean feel the need to stand by someone I don't hate? (Seriously? OMG!)

Yup, Kate Gosselin is still a colossal failure when it comes to dancing. (Celebitchy)

In other "Dancing With The Washed Up Has-Beens" news, Erin Andrews is getting death threats now. (BricksandStones)

Holy crap, if the stills and trailer for "Resident Evil: Afterlife" aren't the most badass part of your day, you probably beat up sharks for a living. (Agent Bedhead)

The delusional whore John Edwards banged is gonna be on Oprah. Are you freaking kidding me? (POTP)

Apparently, Lil Wayne is blogging from prison, which is cool until you wonder what's keeping Roman Polanski from the blagonets. (Evil Beet)