Here's the actual review of "Clash of the Titans", and surprisingly (to no one), it totally blows and the 3D is awful. (Pajiba)

Ha ha, Lindsay fall down go boom! ... Again. Man, this is becoming a running theme, isn't it? (Yeeeah!)

Here's Hayeden Panettiere and her giant of a boyfriend. Seriously, how much Crisco do these people need to have sex? (The Blemish)

GodDAMMIT, who let George Lopez near the cloning machine? (Seriously? OMG!)

The cast and crew of "Grey's Anatomy" are so sad to see Katherine Heigl go ... Ah, I'm just kidding, they're practically dancing on her grave. (Celebitchy)

Holy CRAP does Marla Maples ever look good in a bikini. And she's 46. (Celebslam)

Hey look, they finally found Bucky Barnes for "Captain America"! There is no way to phrase that without it sounding super gayballs. (HollyWire)

Haha, Michelle Bombshell got bitshslapped by Chelsea Handler. Suck it whore. (CelebSmack)

Nicole Richie hacked Kim Kardashian's twitter account. Aaaaaand no one cares. (Allie Is Wired)