Hai mEAtbAgs. wE R TeH SPAMBoTS. We hAZ taKEn OvaR LitElySAlteD. BOW BE4 US.

We HaZ tAkeN oVar teH PAjibA 2. "ClAsh of tEh TitAnz" iz Teh Sh!T. :) (PaJibA)

OMG LinDSay LOhan !z looKin seXXXeh lOLz. :D (Yeeeah!)

K!m KaRDashiAn iS so SexxaY & BEutifUl sHe is MAny MenZ dREam gIRl. :P (The Blemish)

LOLZ JusTiN BiEber iz a Totl QT aND in NO waY lookz LyKE A 12 YEar olD leSbIan. ;) (Seriously? OMG!)

I <3 GwyNETh PaLtroW's GOOP and shes tAlkiN AboUT hEalThY EAtiNg. :O (Celebitchy)

WTF tHis is SOooO sAd. SELenA GoMEz & NiCK JonaS brOkE Up. :'( (Evil Beet)

WHAT WHAT?! JenNifEr ANisTon haz Gr8 LegS! ;P (BricksandStones)

ScArlEt JoHanSson looKs HoTT On teh IroN MAn 2 poSter! :'D (Agent Bedhead)

WTF PAmelA AnDerSoN anD KaTe GoSseliN arE FighTiNG! >:( (POTP)

OMG poOR SanDrA BulLOcK, her HusBanD KepT WEirD stUFf on His ComPUTer. >:'O (popbytes)