Oooooo, yay! Pajiba's own Brian Prisco was cast by Tom Hanks in his new movie! Gleeeeeeee! (Pajiba)

Holy crap, DO NOT click this link unless you want to cringe visibly and make an audible "EUGH" sound. (Yeeeah!)

All I can think about when I see JWoww at the gym is "Boobies boobies boobies stupid tattoo boobies." (The Blemish)

Jimmy Kimmel learns some science that doesn't involve putting Peeps in a microwave. (Seriously? OMG!)

Kate Gosselin says her kids can't wait to be exploited on camera by their mother again for money! (Celebitchy)

So according to Sean Connery: A Man kissing another Man? Bad. A Man hitting a Woman? O-Tay! (Celebslam)

For the record? The guys of "Jersey Shore"? I'd hit that. Yeah, I know, I hate myself too. (HollyWire)

Awwww, looks like those golf hecklers are getting craftier! (CelebSmack)

Here's Hayden Pannesomething giant of a boyfriend. (usemycomputer)

Oh Channing Tatum...Say NO to stupid mustaches. NO! (popbytes)

Oooooo, check out a preview of the "Nightmare On Elm Street" remake! Yes, I'm excited about a remake. (Allie Is Wired)