Kate Gosselin finally got voted off "Dancing with the Washed-Up Losers" last night, ending her inexplicable run which can only be attributed to people enjoying a good trainwreck. But I guess even mangled train cars and dead bodies all over the place get boring after awhile.

When Gosselin's name was announced, she was speechless. "I need a minute," she said as she wiped tears from her eyes.

Dolovani, 36, then spoke. Despite off-camera spats, he said he was "proud of Kate. I know she gets a lot of criticism out there ... She has eight kids and is a single mom ... she showed up every single day. I thought [she] danced beautifully." (Source)

Well, we all know that's not true. She danced like a goddamn robot with a stick up its ass. But I guess that's just one of those nice little white lies you tell someone in a moment of consolation, like telling the kids grandma's gone up to heaven.