Yes, much like the herpes that has taken up permanent residence in Paris Hilton's diseases skankbox, Megan Hauserman is backing with a goddamn vengeance! Only instead of a crappy reality TV show where she tries to bang a millionaire that includes a murderous psychopath, she just got a DUI. HA!

The VH1 reality TV personality was arrested Thursday in Miami on an outstanding DUI warrant, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Hauserman, 28, was in the custody of a women's detention center as of Friday morning, authorities said, being held on a $1,000 bond. She was slated to host a contest at a Pompano Beach, Florida strip club Thursday night, but never showed. (Source)

Oh Megan, what are we gonna do with you? DUI, dating murderers, getting into fights with Sharon Osbourne...You know, I'm starting to get the idea that you may not be the classy girl I thought you were. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to run back to my foyer and clutch my pearls. And then after some tea and crumpets, I'll go drop my monocle into a glass of champagne. Good day to you, Megan.