Alright guys, another pop quiz: You and your boyfriend broke up. So far, no one's heard anything out of either of you. Do you:
(A) Lay low; What happened between you stays between you?
(B) Say that you enjoyed your time together, but that things just didn't work out?
(C) Say that he's just angry because you dumped him?

"I am great and enjoying being single," she told Access. "He is just angry because I broke up with him."

The heiress was referring to a statement released by Doug after the news of their split made headlines, in which Doug claimed he and Paris had broken up in the middle of April - not over two weeks prior, as a rep for Paris stated at the time. The pair had dated on and off for over a year. (Source)

Well, what did you expect? Paris Hilton has all the class, tact and dignity of a five-year-old. You know, if five-year-olds had an unwarranted sense of self-importance, millions of dollars they never actually earned and a raging drug and alcohol abuse problem. Yeah, Kindergarten was great, wasn't it?