Ashton Kutcher, who is a spokesperson for Nikon and stars in those annoying goddamn Nikon commercials, was seen on the red carpet of his wife Demi Moore's The Jonses last night taking pictures left and right with what appeared to be an iPhone. Huh. That's like Tiger Woods having sex with cheap women wearing something other than Nike apparel. If he isn't happy being Nikon's spokesperson, I'm sure there are plenty of others who would be. Like Fez, or Foreman, or the one with the sideburns, for that matter. You know, the kind of guy would would appreciate being the spokesperson of something.