Nicolas Cage and his awesome new Britney Spears-style budget hair weave went and bought themselves a pyramid. (See here) Because did you really expect Nicolas Cage to be buried in something as pedestrian as a coffin? PLEASE.

TMZ has learned Cage recently had a 9-foot tall pyramid-shaped super-tomb built in a New Orleans cemetery -- with the expectation that it will be his final resting place.

It's unclear why Cage chose a pyramid-shaped building -- but it's probably no coincidence that there happens to be a pyramid-shaped symbol on the poster for his classic film, "National Treasure." (Source)

Oh, come on. Nicolas Cage didn't buy a pyramid to be buried in because of National Treasure. He did it because as of now there's still no way of having your corpse dipped in platinum, encrusted with precious gems and erected as a statue on the moon. The pyramid thing was just the next most logical choice, clearly. Either way, it's good to know that Nicolas Cage will be living in fancy homes that the bank will inevitably repossess, even after he passes away.