Mischa Barton Has Some Effed-Up Junk In Her Trunk
Soooooo...Um, yeah. What the hell is this? Let's see... Ugly ass banana-yellow pants my Grandma might wear? Check. Mid-section that suddenly makes me want to go buy a tube of Pillsbury crescent dough? Check. Ass that looks like it might double as a manhole cover? CHECK. Holy Christ, the more I stare at it, the more I think Mischa might be smuggling an uncooked Delissio pizza in the back of her pants. It's not delivery, it's goddamn terrifying.Here's more of Flat-Butt and the ungodly yellow pants of Ohgodkillitwithfire:
those pants make it look worse than it is. she doesn't realize that she is pear shaped with big thighs even though she is slender, and she can't pull that look off. she should look into some more flattering clothes for her figure. yikes
I predict that in 5 years she'll make Kirstey Alley look downright skinny. She'll be a big'un.
It's like she's TRYING to look bad. God, those pants are awful, I don't think anyone would look good in those.
Interestingly, you've never mentioned the need to shop for a tube of premade cookie dough or pork loin while talking about Gabby Sidibe, who is morbidly obese. And yet Mischa Barton wears an unfortunate pair of pants and we get this? Maybe if she had "owned" the pair of pants, maybe if the pants had been navy blue she could've said "if this was fashion porn these pants are the money shot" perhaps it would be a different story. Eh, who am I kidding, I kinda hate this bitch too.
Mischa is totally broke. This is one way to stay in the public eye is to dress worst than a clown or a closet without a light. And it looks like she's stopped doing coke because she must owe a fortune to her dealers.
Can Jenny Craig be far behind???
(make up your own joke there!)
I don't quite agree, nonetheless it's still a fascinating topic and worth dealing with.