Miley Cyrus is Getting Her Own Place; Good Idea
17-year-old Miley Cyrus is going to be moving into her own place, which she is renovating and her mother "Tish" is decorating. Because the road to Promises Rehab isn't paved with staying at home until you reach a legal age of adulthood.The star decided to create "a really zen" space for her first home. "We did all these different things to make it a place that's so chill," she says. "Like all my couches are on the floor and I have pillows on the floor. It's just serene - like my own kind of therapy."
"My religion is love," adds Cyrus, "so my door is always open for anyone who wants to come in. It's a just a loving place." (Source)
Funny ... I always thought Miley Cyrus' religion was "Christianity." What it sounds like she's describing is the home of someone who plans on facilitating plenty of hallucinogenic-fueled orgies. Not that Jesus would mind, necessarily. The bible never really was clear on his stance on naked mushroom parties with underage girls.
Not to be a stickler or anything, but aren't _all_ couches on the floor? They aren't usually attached to the wall. And my house is open for anyone thing--a welcome mat for stalkers/pedos?
I was thinking that too, but it might be something kind of like legless couches. You know, like you see in old orgy pornos from the 70's.
I believe there is such a thing as allowing a child TOO much freedom. This, is probably a good example of that. But hey, what do I know? I'm not a parent or anything....just a teacher who has to deal with the results of parents allowing their children to do as they please!
"...naked mushroom parties with girls."
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