The whore Jesse James banged first, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, having apparently realized that everyone in the world absolutely goddamn hates her, has decided to try and fix her image by sending Sandra Bullock a half-assed apology. Seriously, if this was any less genuine, Michelle would be rolling her eyes and adding "or whatever" at the end of every sentence.

"Sandra, I'm sorry for your embarrassment," McGee says in the interview. "I'm sorry all this is public. I'm sorry for everything."

"I feel bad for Sandra," she adds. "I want to give her a heartfelt apology."

Still, McGee says that James, 40, led her on - and told her that he and Bullock, 45, were separated.

"I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was," says McGee. "I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation." (For his part, James has entered treatment for personal issues.) (Source)

Basically, if you're not willing to wade through that bullshit, the apology goes something like "Hey Sandy! Sorry I humiliated you by going public my affair with your husband so that I could be rich and famous. But I'm a victim! Just like you!" Just putting this out there, but here's a thought: If you sleep with someone's husband and you go public about it to the tabloids, you're not a victim, you're a fucking whore. Not a model, or a pornstar, or a prostitute, but a fucking whore.