Hahaha. Michael Lohan is engaged to former Star reporter Kate Major who previously and famously dated Jon Gosselin. Wow. This chick must really like publicity, since Michael Lohan has only had a restraining order taken out on him by every woman he's ever married, dated, or known in any capacity. Meshy tells Us Magazine:

"[Two weeks ago], I went down to Florida with Kate to visit her dad. I was in a hot tub with her dad at their house, and I said, 'There's something we have to talk about.' He said, 'Oh my God, don't tell me Kate's pregnant!'" Lohan jokes. "I told him I was looking at the future, and I wanted to make it formal and take it to the next level. After that, he approved, then Kate and I discussed it and she discussed it with her dad."

While Major, 27, isn't expecting now, she and Lohan do eventually plan to have children. "That's one of the things I spoke to her dad about. I'm not getting any younger and Kate wants to have children," Lohan says. (Source)

Jesus. The thought of Michael Lohan spawning is only about the most terrifying thing in the world. Oh wait, correction, second most terrifying thing. It's like someone just said, "Oh hey guys, good news! Turns out George W. Bush is eligible for another term after all!"