Lindsay Lohan is Probably Going to Jail

lindsay-lohan-gun.jpgTo the surprise of absolutely fucking no one, Lindsay Lohan is almost definitely going to jail after repeatedly violating the terms of her probation by not attending mandatory alcohol education classes.

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception -- if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit ... if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here's the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation ... because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

Bottom line -- Lindsay met the school's requirement, but squarely violated the judge's order. (Source)

To Lindsay's defense, I'm sure she just forgot about going to the classes most of the time because she was hungover. Oh right. That probably doesn't hold up in court.




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