Lindsay Lohan Is A Lying Liar Who Tells Lies
Blah blah blah Lindsay Lohan blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah Samantha Ronson spit on her blah blah blah not true blah blah blah WHORE. Seriously, do you know that at this point we've literally created a Lindsay Lohan template to use when ever she does something ridiculously stupid? It's just that easy.Oh who are we kidding? At this point, Lindsay Lohan's Twitter feed is composed of 10% drug-induced ramblings, 5% daddy issues, 5% slutty bikini pictures and 80% boldfaced lies. Literally. I did the math. The average Lindsay Lohan tweet goes something like "I just did a lot of meth, my Dad never loved me, and I am a leprechaun. Here's me at the beach!" Only, you know, with more typos and grammatical errors.Lindsay Lohan and ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson are bringing the drama once again.
"Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus 's ex," Lindsay tweeted early Wednesday morning.
Sam responded a couple of hours later.
"Guess what didn't happen tonight......" she tweeted. (Source)
Wait, Lindsay Lohan's a WHAT? A liar? For reals? I'm shocked.
Apologies for being an asshole, but I'm pretty sure the term is "bald-faced lies". Something about old-timey businessmen and whiskers.
Oh, and you were there and can confirm Ronson's side of the story. Sam has only had to deny abusing Lindsay like a hundred times. That's a big boatload of denial.
Ha ha, Linsanity is such a disaster. She is so sad. I can't decide if I should feel sorry for her or pray for an intervention for her. Another case of a celebrity that was destroyed by fame. I do hope eventually someone who loves her does the right thing and she can find the help she needs to turn her life around.