Lindsay Lohan Is A Genius

lindsay033110.jpgRemember how three years ago, Lindsay got drunk, hijacked a friends car and then tried to chase down another one? Well, Lindsay was supposed to meet with lawyers for a deposition on the matter, and...Yeah, you already know full well where this is going, don't you? She blew it off to go shopping. Dumbass.

Just hours after Lindsay bailed on an important deposition -- where she was supposed to answer accusations stemming from an alleged alcohol-fueled car chase in 2007 -- LiLo was seen browsing in a Beverly Hills clothing boutique.

Lindsay claimed she was too busy to attend the all-day deposition ... and who's to say shopping doesn't count? (Source)

Honestly? I think we can all agree that this is still one of the better case scenarios in the matter. Hell, considering that she didn't end up passed out, face down in a puddle of her own barf with a kilo of cocaine stuffed down her bra, I'd say this is a step in the right direction for her. At least she didn't plow her car through the front of an orphanage while sobbing to her father over the phone. That'll be next week.


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This post made me laugh, simply because I live in Australia and right up until lately, did not own a vehicle either. My housemates had been all inside the same boat, but we were all too proud to buy a trolley since in our suburban location its considered humorous. But inside the inner-city Melbourne suburbs they are all the rage! Anyway, as somene who has been within your situation, I can empathise!