Those of you holding out for a Lindsay Lohan comeback might want to put it off for a little longer: She just got fired from her new movie for not being a "bankable" actress, which I guess must be code for "she's doing crystal meth on the set and it would be super great if she didn't die during production."

Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.

David Michaels, the writer/director, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."

But sources connected with the film tell us the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay. (Source)

I know this sounds really sad and all, but try to think of it this way: Imagine if you were working at, I don't know, let's go with Dairy Queen right now (I want a Blizzard). Let's say you were working with a girl who regularly shows up either completely wasted and late or doesn't show up at all because she's out shopping, and when you ask her to get help, she shuts you out of her life. Exactly how long do you think it would be before they fired her? It's like my mother told me: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't get it to drink the water instead of the flask of Red Bull-Vodka it stored in its designer jeans next to the crack pipe.