I think we've all had one of those moments where we get way too drunk and say something we didn't mean. Some of us just say something about starting a band or moving out of the country, and some of us jokingly invite Lindsay Lohan to be the maid of honor at our wedding. Guess which camp Katy Perry falls into? Here's a hint: It's the one that involves completely ruining your wedding.

"At one point Katy joked that Lindsay would be her perfect maid of honor.

"Katy was in high spirits and obviously just messing around. But before she knew it Lindsay was telling everyone she couldn't wait to be part of the ceremony and as maid of honor it was her job to sort out the hen night.

"Katy didn't know what to say or where to look. It started to get embarrassing for everyone. (Source)

Oh, Lindsay ... No one in their right mind would ask you to be their maid of honor, much less even invite you to their wedding. Let's face it: At this point, Lindsay Lohan is the equivalent of using a black cat to break a mirror on Friday the 13th; it's just not good luck. If you invited Lindsay, I'd be less worried about divorce and more worried that a plane might crash through the church or something.