Here's the good news: Kathie Griffin is going to be promoting pap smears this Friday, which, as I am told, is a handy little test that helps detect cervical cancer in women. Here's the less-good news: She's going to be doing it poolside at the Palomar Hotel, so that everyone can see her hotpocket. And here's the even less-good news: She's getting her vagina vagazzled. I think we can all agree when I say this is what happens when you reschedule the GayVNs, jerkwads.

On Friday, April 16th, she will receive this important test in hopes that every woman will see how easy it is to get this done. She will receive this test poolside at the Palomar Hotel, located at 10740 Wilshire Blvd. in Westwood by a veteran medical physician at 12pm. This is will be taped for her hit reality show "My life on the D- List." Kathy feels that this cause is so important that she has bedazzled her "va-jay-jay," so it can be as 'va-beautiful' as it 'va-can.'

Kathy's goal is to get the word out about women's health. She wants to say "Suck it to Cancer" and educate women all across the world about keeping their bodies healthy and of course inform them about when they should be getting their check-ups. (Source)

Look, I love Kathie Griffin, and I love anything that will prevent Cancer, but ummmm...I just don't want to see her get a Pap smear. Not everything in life has to be combined together like a delicious Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. I like toast, and I like to take baths, but I'm sure as hell not going to try and make toast while I'm taking a bath. Yeah, I might have learned that one the hard way. Twice.