It was passion night or something like that on "Dancing With The Washed-Up Losers No One Cares About" last night, and once again, Kate Gosselin failed and she failed hard. Granted, it wasn't as hilariously bad as her "Paparazzi" dance; it was just "assault on all five of your senses" bad. Seriously, she's dancing like both her legs fell asleep while he looks like he's getting a root canal, the band sounds like screeching banshees from the bowels of hell, and so God help me, I can even taste the air around Kate Gosselin. It's like old fish gone bad. I suddenly wonder if ditching her kids was more kind than cruel, especially when you consider that they don't have to be around Kate Gosselin anymore. High-Five, plus 8!