So this week on "Dancing With The Washed-Up Losers No One Cares About" was movie week or something, so Kate Gosselin decided to dance to "Don't You Forget About Me" from The Breakfast Club. Remember that big, fun dance sequence the kids had in the library? Well, imagine that, only instead of Molly Ringwald, it's some blond bitch with way too many kids, a false sense of self-entitlement and too much spray-tan. For those of you who want to experience what it's like to dance with Kate Gosselin in the comfort of your own home, just grab one of those rolling hat racks, paint it orange and stick a tape-recorder to it so that it yells at you every fifteen seconds.