Hugh Hefner celebrated his 84th Birthday this weekend (which, even in Dog Years, is pretty goddamn old) and unlike most 84-year-olds, who celebrate with their grandkids at T.G.I.Friday's, The Hef spent the night surrounded by blond weaves and big fake plastic titties. Now some of you may look at this and wonder how he does it, but as we all know, The Hef is richer than God and the average Playboy Bunny couldn't put two puzzle pieces together bursting an aneurysm. Hey, as much as we love the little ball of adorableness that is Kendra Wilkinson, even we know the girl is practically sub-mental. That's what we love about her. They're dumb, but they're a good dumb.