Shockingly, according to Heidi Montag, there are apparently downsides to having your body tweaked, poked, prodded and sliced up more than a Thanksgiving turkey. Not only is she now incapable of jogging, but she also can't hug, lest the silicone funbags stapled to her chest explode or her back suddenly snaps in half like a cracker.

Heidi Montag's gory plastic surgery transformation was caught on tape and may air on a future reality show, she said Monday on 'On Air with Ryan Seacrest,' according to Us Weekly.

Heidi says she is happy with her new body, but there are certain things she can't do any longer. Jogging, for one, since her breasts are "E or F" depending on the bra. Also, hugging.

"I'm very weird about hugging people now -- [my body] is very fragile," she said. (Source)

Personally, I'm kinda looking forward to the day where she finally decided to try hugging again, if only because I'm pretty sure one of those Alien chest-busters is going to bust out of her boobs and run off. Either that or her giant deathtits will crush the chest of whoever has the misfortune of hugging FrankenBarbie. She just wants to loooooooooove!