Heidi Montag is really serious about this whole acting thing apparently, and hasn't realized yet that the only reason people are still paying attention to her is because she's turned herself into a monster. So in the follow-up to her Shark v. Lifeguard movie which will never be made, Heidi says she's writing an action movie which will never be made. Good luck with that!

"I'm writing a movie right now. It's very action packed," the bikini-clad reality star, 23, told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at Las Vegas' Aria Resort & Casino.

"It's Bourne-meets-Barbie," adds Montag, referring to Matt Damon's action flicks. Montag would would "of course" play the starring role. (Source)

Heidi Montag has gone on record saying that because of all the work she's had done to her body she can no longer do things like go jogging or hug people (or have sex with her puss of a husband, for that matter) so at this point she couldn't be a porn star, much less action star. I mean, I'm sure Matt Damon had a stunt double helping him out in those Borne movies too, but not for every scene that didn't involve him standing perfectly still while sticking his chest out and making a blowjob face.