Because there is literally NEVER a bad time to publicly make fun of Heidi and Spencer Pratt, it looks like Stupid and Evil were named on Time Magazine's "Least Influential People of 2010" list. Which isn't entirely true, since these two assholes have inspired me in the past to drink heavily to relieve the crippling pain of stupidity. I've literally started calling vodka "Speidi's Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice".

Heidi Montag
Star of MTV's The Hills
You used to be famous for being famous. Then you were famous for getting lots of plastic surgery and selling only 658 copies of your album in its first week. Now you're not famous. That was fast.

Spencer Pratt
Boyfriend of star of MTV's The Hills
Montag fired him as her manager. It's like we need a whole other list of the uninfluential to the uninfluential. (Source)

You know you're boned when even Time Magazine thinks you're a freakish-looking waste of space. Honestly, these two are so uninspiring they couldn't even sell ice to a goddamn polar bear. "Yeah, Mr. Polar Bear, this is some grade-a stuff...What do you mean you don't want to buy ice from someone who looks like a convicted rapist?! Heidi, get over here, we're leaving! Heidi, don't worry, we can reglue your arm when we get home. WE'RE LEAVING."