There are times I wonder if my job is too easy. And then there are times where Spencer Pratt gets into a Twitter war with Perez Hilton and I realize that yes, yes it is. Things started when Spencer got all pissy at Perez for reporting on their sexual assault lawsuit against the producers of "The Hills", and then...well, everything just kinda went to shit.

I have no respect for you for spewing absolute lies when you could have come to us - You lying BITCH

Since when do you NOT FACT CHECK your story. Did ADAM give those lies to the post. When sure as fuck didn't! you fake ass bitch (Source)

So naturally, Perez whipped out this gem:

Are you smoking your sister's meth? (Source)

From there it's just the two of them yelling at each other about sex tapes and TMZ. I honestly won't post it because, to be perfectly honest with you, reading it is like giving yourself a lobotomy using only an electric toothbrush and no anesthetic. Honestly, it's like one of those made-for-TV movies they feature on the SyFy channel featuring Debbie Gibson where two huge CGI monsters fight each other to the death while killing whores. All I'm saying is, don't be too surprised when "Mega-Pedo-Bearded-Psycho vs. Giant-Douche" premieres in a couple weeks.