She failed at singing, she failed at acting, and now Crazy Tits is about to fail at writing! Point is, it looks like Crazy Tits is going to be trying her hand at gossip blogging or something. Not that it'll actually work or anything, since we all know that the poorly-tattooed whore is a pathological liar and has the writing abilities of a two-year-old playing with Alphabet Soup. "Let's see here ... Perez ... is ... STOOPID. See? I'm a gossip blogger! Look out CNN, I'm comin' for ya!" And then she'd do a whole bunch of crystal meth, tweet something about having an abortion for attention, then completely forget she ever had a gossip blog.