Crazy Tits Is Not "A" Stupid Whore; She Is "THE" Stupid Whore

CrazyTits-150410.jpgI know I've never exactly been afraid to voice my dislike of Crazy Tits (and believe me, there are lots of things I dislike about her), but holy crap if she doesn't ever make it easy. In an interview with Out Magazine (really?!) she talked about how she was a role model to gays and lesbians everywhere and how her show made it okay for Ellen Degeneres to come out. Except that Ellen came out 10 years before her crappy show ever aired.

I was the first one to put out a TV show about bisexuality and a lot of people came out to me at the time and said, "Your show really helped me come out." And then, right after season 2, Katy Perry made "I Kissed a Girl" and then everybody was kissing girls and then Ellen [DeGeneres] came out [Ed note: Ellen DeGeneres actually came out of the closet in 1997] and everybody started coming out, slowly. It became a topic of conversation. So I definitely think that it allowed people to talk about it and pay attention to it and not turn a blind eye to what's out there. So, you don't have to like me but I did it first. (Source)

Don't you just love how the magazine actually has to go in and correct her for being a fucking idiot? "No sweetie, Ellen Degeneres came out in 1997. You know, back before anyone gave a shit about your skanky, herpes-ridden ass." If only they could explain to Crazy Tits that being willing to have sex with a donkey and a sad mime in a kiddie pool full of Jell-O for a crappy TV show doesn't make you bisexual, so much as it makes you "goddamn crazy."


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