Amy Winehouse is being treated in a London clinic for injuries she sustained in her home earlier this week from a fall which she attributed to complications from her ridiculous breast implants. What, was it that she was too top heavy?

She summoned minders to whisk her back to the private clinic in London's Harley Street where she had her boob job seven months ago. She was diagnosed with bruised ribs, kept in overnight on Sunday - but yesterday was still refusing to leave.

Her injuries were described as "not serious" but her agent said: "She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days."

A hospital source told how the Back To Black singer - who fell over while drinking alone at her North London flat - was brought in plastered and caused chaos. The witness said: "Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. (Source)

That's right folks, nothing to see here. That's the difference between the United States and Britain. Over here, something like this might raise a few eyebrows -- but over in London, topless Amy Winehouse running drunk around the halls of a medical facility is just "Monday." Also, I hear they have really good curry.