Looks like Lindsay Lohan has finally found herself a job after losing every single one she had for being a talentless drug-addict; She's going to be designing handbags for Ed Hardy, the preferred designer for date-raping fratboys, the fat, Asian Spencer Pratt, and various other people who have no sense of self-awareness or the ability to realize when they look like a complete douchebag.

According to E! Online, Lindsay is in talks with Ed Hardy to design a line of handbags. "Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner," an E! source claimed. "They thought she'd be a good fit and so did she." Well, she tarnished Ungaro with her designs, so why not take down Ed Hardy now too?! (Source)

Well of course, she's going to be designing for Ed Hardy. We all know that the people who actually make the shirts are either sniffing glue 24/7 or are far too stupid to realize that their t-shirts are the equivalent of giant billboards that say "I'm a colossal asshole and please please PLEASE punch me directly in the face as hard as you possibly can."