Uh-Oh, The 12-Year-Old Lesbian Is In Trouble

Justin-240310.jpgSo apparently, Justin Bieber's manager, Scott Braun, is looking at jail time after he refused to post on Twitter that an event Justin was supposed to be at was canceled, causing massive amounts of shithouse rat insane girls to trample each other, landing one girl in the hospital. Because it's in no way the fans' fault for being grade-A bananaramabatshit nuts, right?

The incident which triggered the matter occurred last November at the Roosevelt Field mall when fans got out of control and at least one girl was hospitalized.

We're told cops asked Braun to Tweet that the event had been canceled but they say he refused to do so.

Braun faces one year in jail if convicted. (Source)

Wow, and to think, all this could have been avoided if those fans had just realized that Justin Bieber is (A) probably a huge gay, and (B) 16-years-old, which means if he did sleep with one of his fans, they'd probably be hauled off to jail for statutory rape because they are goddamn pedophiles. Seriously, get over it; he's a goddamn child. Get a friggin' life.