Taylor Momsen, that stupid, self-centered whore from Gossip Girl who cares more about her shitty career than the people of Haiti, is apparently tired of acting and wants to start a career in music because being an actress is just soooooo conformist, while performing crappy music for a corporately-owned record label is totally punk rock. Whatever, Taylor Momsen."Music is where I can be me," she said. "I really do it because I love it, honestly. It's what I want to do with my life. I mean, it's my only goal.
"Acting is easy. I've been doing it for so long and I totally love it. But you're playing a character instead of yourself. Music is more personal because you're writing it and you're involved in every step of it." (Source)
Oh shut up, Taylor Momsen. You're just mad because you're a terrible actress on a terrible show and no one likes you because you're a whiney, self-involved brat. Go be a good little D-list prostitot and make a crappy, mass-produced album while you continue to tell yourself that you're so anti-establishment. At least that all that money you make will help pay for your stay at a methadone clinic.
I love it, Jeremy Feist! I love your article.