
Here's Lindsay Lohan giving her best "I will suck your dick for an eight-ball and some Grey Goose" look in
Purple Magazine. Oh don't even try to deny it, we all know at this point that Lindsay Lohan would polish some guy's knob for a ride on the white pony. All I'm saying is, don't be too surprised if you're ever driving through Weho and you see Lindsay Lohan strutting around in thigh-high leather boots offering you Cleveland Steamers and snowballs in exchange for coke.
Here's more Lindsay Lohan in Purple:




Do you ever think about what she'll be like when she's 40, if she lives that long, and doesn't ever get her act together, and stays in the public eye?
Because I don't hold celebrity gossip close to my heart or anything, I don't take it personally, but I think about that sometimes, and honest to god, it's the kind of thing that wakes me in the middle of the night.
Becoming homeless, and Lindsay Lohan exactly the same as this but 40. Holy shit.
Yet another case of actors posing for "artsy" photos. And how do we know it's "artsy" (and not just nekkid)? It's in black & white. Linsey, this ain't "artsy"; this is a run-of-the-mill semi-nekkid photo session. The fact that you are wearing hooker shoes gives it away. By the way, I know you meant to look "sexy", but your facial expression is that of a hemorrhoid sufferer.