If you don't want to remember the 80's as being supremely embarrassing, do not go see "Hot Tub Time Machine." (Pajiba)

I have to admit, I saw this picture and thought "Whore whore whore! How do you like it, how do you like it..." (Yeeeah!)

Here are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together, and if you go "Eeeee!" at this picture, you're a bigger homo then I, good sir. (The Blemish)

Uma Thurman's new movie, Motherhood, bombed in the UK, with only 11 people going to see it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Well of course Chloe Sevigny and her stupid umlaut are blaming her chronic bitchiness on someone else. (Celebitchy)

Here's Katy Perry about two strings away from flashing her boobs at a whole lot of 11-year-olds. (Celebslam)

Gerard Butler may have slipped Jennifer Aniston the finger. Shocker! (HollyWire)

Holy mother of GOD does the new Paris Hilton song ever suck. Believe me, no matter how bad you think it is, it's even WORSE. (CelebSmack)

Oh, look, whores. (usemycomputer)

Lady Gaga celebrated her birthday this past weekend, so obviously, here's the crazy fan mash-up. (Allie Is Wired)

Here's Mya wearing one super fugly dress, because...Ummmmm, yeah. (Evil Beet)