Oh look, it's the Bear Jew and he is looking dead sexxeh as per usual. (Celebitchy)

Check out Pajiba's first annual Quote Appreciation Awards for 2009. (Pajiba)

So apparently, Heidi Montag has already sold the first photos of the baby she's yet to be pregnant with to a magazine. Ummmmm...Okay then. (Yeeeah!)

Apparently, Rihanna is taking fashion tips from Bayonetta. (The Blemish)

What is Nicolas Cage doing with this cucumber? And more importantly, do you really want to know? (Seriously? OMG!)

Hmmm...So apparently, even Britney Spears' own boyfriend hates her crappy music. (Celebslam)

Here's the cast of Jersey Shore having a battle of wits...and I use that term in the loosest sense. (HollyWire)

Apparently, Sean Penn thinks his haters can die of Rectal Cancer. Uh, classy. (CelebSmack)

Oh look, Sofia Vergara's boobs. (usemycomputer)

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are way richer than you will ever be. Whoopee! (Evil Beet)

Looks like Johnny Depp doesn't want to shoot a love scene with Angelina Jolie. Gossip rags, start your engines. (Allie Is Wired)