In today's irrefutable proof that there is no God, they're making another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. In 3D. (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson decided to step out of the house wearing a dress that made her look like a fat, gay cheetah. (Yeeeah!)

Because there simply aren't enough awesome things on tour, Conan O'Brien is taking his show on the road. (The Blemish)

Ashton Kutcher is starting to look like Justin Bieber, which is to say, a 14-year-old lesbian. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh come on, saying Jon Hamm is better than George Clooney is like saying fine wine is better than having someone piss in your face. (Celebitchy)

Here's Fergie trying, and failing, to do her best "Slutty Tron" impression. (Evil Beet)

Whitney Port does us all a favour and takes one small step towards dying. (BricksandStones)

As much as the idea of a Smurfs movie pisses me off, so far the cast is suprisingly...good.(Agent Bedhead)

Dayum, Christina Ricci got Duh-Ruuuuuuuuunk as hell, yo. (POTP)

Here's that guy fro True Blood who keeps shooting "SOOKIE!" looking pretty damn good. (Popbytes)