So Kevin Smith made a steaming piece of crap and is now being a big whiny bitch because critics are calling him out for making a steaming piece of crap. (Pajiba)

So Brittany Murphy's widower? He might be dating her mom now. Altogether: OHMYGODWHATTHEHELLSOGROSS. (Yeeeah!)

In "Douchiest Couple Ever" alert, Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne might be banging. (The Blemish)

Oh good, Brad Pitt finally explained why he has a merkin on his face. (Seriously? OMG!)

Let's check up on Gerard Butler for a sec...Yup, still absolutely gorgeous and charming and funny. (Celebitchy)

Is it really a good idea to let Nick Hogan near a race car after his negligence cause his friend to lose half his goddamn head? (Celebslam)

Oh look, The Kids' Choice Awards nominees have been announced...yay? (HollyWire)

Here's Dita Von Teese and her pet...something at the airport. (CelebSmack)

Here's your daily dose of sexy girls. (usemycomputer)

Ho. Lee. Crap. Watch this teaser for the all-Madonna episode of Glee and see if you don't spontaneously combust due to FABULOUSNESS. (popbytes)

Here's Kesha doing her best unintentional impression of a 50-year-old woman. (Source)