Lindsay Lohan decided to show what an absolute class act she is by throwing a Red Bull at the paparazzi. (The Blemish)

Jerry Seinfeld's new show, The Marriage Ref, sucks about as badly as everything else he's ever done. (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson sat down to talk to Oprah about John Mayer's comments, which is weird because usually people go on Oprah when they actually did something. (Yeeeah!)

So apparently R-Patz was bothered by the commercials he did with Jimmy Fallon, and not because he keeps laughing at the camera. (Seriously? OMG!)

So apparently Lady Gaga is celibate or something, which is probably because no one can figure out how to get her out of her dresses in the first place. (Celebitchy)

Christina Millian (remember her? Me neither) had herself a baby. All together now: Awwwwwww! (BricksandStones)

Yeah, so that Ghostbusters 3 that's apparently coming out? Well Bill Murray is having NONE of that thank you very much and good day to you sir. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh thank you little baby Jeebus, the cast of Glee is doing a live concert tour, proving once and for all that there is, in fact, a loving God. (POTP)

So Kevin Jonas' wife? As it turns out, she's kind of a total bitch. (Evil Beet)