Alright, here's the list of all the winner from last night's Academy Awards. God am I ever sick of this shit. (Pajiba)

Mariah Carey might be pregnant, or she might just be a fat bitch. Either/Or really. (Yeeeah!)

And now, here's Christopher Waltz to absolutely blow your goddamn mind. (The Blemish)

Oh sweet, here's the new trailer for Iron Man 2. (Seriously? OMG!)

Alright, so here are the best dressed of the Oscars (Celebitchy) and the worst dressed. (Celebitchy)

Hayden Pannewhogivesafuck wants to bone Gerard Butler. Get in line, hooker. (Celebslam)

Oh look, here's some Z-list nobody screwing up an interview with Miley Cyrus. Hahaha. (HollyWire)

Yo Elinor Burkett, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, BUT KANYE WEST HAD THE BEST AWARDS SHOW INTERRUPTION OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. (CelebSmack)

I don't know who Eva Amurri is, but I kinda adore this dress. (usemycomputer)

Oh look, Adam Lambert covered his penis in diamonds. (Allie Is Wired)

Here are a bunch of pictures from Oscar After-Parties. Look! Whores! (Evil Beet)