Dreamworks released How To Train Your Dragon, which oughta net them some goodwill before they squander it all on Shrek 4: Mike Myers Needs a Down Payment on his New Mansion.(Pajiba)

Ha ha, Katy Perry got a face full of green slime on The Kids Choice Awards. (Yeeeah!)

Get ready for the grossest sex tape EVER. Even grosser than the ones with Mini-Me and Screech. (The Blemish)

Today's cherished childhood memory comes from Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott posing for the cameras while their kids fight. Adorable? (Seriously? OMG!)

Lady Gaga can mentally give herself a big O? Ew, too much info. (Celebitchy)

Here's Kim Kardashian doing something no one cares about at a place no one cares about. (BricksandStones)

The guy who wrote Battlefield Earth has issued a public apology for the movie, and actually? it's kinda funny. (Agent Bedhead)

To the shock and awe of absolutely no one, Ross and Rachel hate each other again. (Evil Beet)