As psyched as I am about the new Nightmare On Elm Street movie, Jackie Earle Haley's voice just weirds me out. Also, Kim quoted me on this one. Thanks Kim! Love ya honey! (Agent Bedhead)

Here's a clip from the pilot of the American remake of Simon Pegg's Spaced, and thank God it was never aired because it suh-UUUUUUUUUCKS. (Pajiba)

Megan Fox is practically a virgin, y'all! The keyword here being "Practically". (Yeeeah!)

Apparently, Kesha (NOT Ke$ha because that's stupid) isn't a fan of Britney Spears, but that's okay because no one is a fan of Kesha. (The Blemish)

Ever wonder what happened to Conan's writers? They're helping him write his Tweets. (Seriously? OMG!)

Remember how Sarah Palin was supposed to be a down-home hockey mom? Well, her and her 20-person entourage cleaned up at an Oscar gift bag event. (Celebitchy)

Here's Lady Gaga doing her best slutty lampshade impression. She nailed it! (Popbytes)

Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner are together now? Aw goddammit to hell. (BricksandStones)

Oh look, McSteamy and his McWife had a McBaby. McYay! (POTP)

So that Brady Bunch reunion that was supposed to happen? Well that's off now because Jan and Marcia freaking HATE each other. (Evil Beet)