Dustin over at Pajiba tackles the problem of overt negativity in New Queer Cinema and to be honest? I completely agree. (Pajiba)

Lindsay Lohan for being a coke-snorting, drunken hack. I'll give you all a moment to get over your shock here. (Yeeeah!)

So Jeremy Renner might not be banging Jessica Simpson after all, and thank GOD for that one. (The Blemish)

Oh look, Rainbow Killer looks even more like a witch than usual. (Seriously? OMG!)

Tim Gunn went on the record to basically say that the Kardashians are total fucking trash. HAHAHAHAHA! (Celebitchy)

So Lil Wayne is heading to jail today. Fun fact: I saw him out on the street while I was in New York City once. He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid. (BricksandStones)

Kesha (And NOT Ke$ha because STFU) wears her placenta around her neck and oh my God I just barfed all over my computer. (Agent Bedhead)

Rihanna performed her new song in Germany and while on stage she humped a robot. Hey, whatever gets you off. (POTP)

Apparently, Barbara Walters thinks she ruined Ricky Martin's career. And "She Bangs" had nothing to do with it either. (Evil Beet)