"Independence Day": So bad, even trailers for "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" are better than it. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry's wedding dress is gonna put the "ass" in "Class". (Yeeeah!)

Kourtney Kardashian got the shat photoshopped right out of her. (The Blemish)

Awwwww, Simon Cowell dissed that show no one cares about. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oh holy mother of Godtopus YES; Matt Damon is guest starring on "30 Rock". (Celebitchy)

Oh, isn't this charming: Jesse James dressed like a nazi and saluted "der furher". (Celebslam)

You can now check out Christina Aguilera's new single, which is in no way a Lady Gaga rip-off. (HollyWire)

Paris Hilton is wearing knee pads: 3 guesses as to what those are for. (CelebSmack)

Hey look, even more whores! (usemycomputer)

Damn, when did Chris "Robin Batnipples" O'Donnell get hot? (popbytes)