So Kelly Cutrone, who used to work with the girls on "The Hills," wants you to lay off Heidi Montag's fake plastic face. (CelebEdge)

In the hopes of making another Twilight movie that isn't an abhorrent waste of film, Breaking Dawn is being offered to everyone who's ever won an Oscar. (Pajiba)

Holy mother of GOD, Denise Richards seriously needs to wax her entire face. (Yeeeah!)

So Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up, apparently after he realized he was dating Britney Spears. (The Blemish)

Zach Galifianakis sat down with Ben Stiller and proceeded to absolutely DESTROY HIM. (Seriously? OMG!)

Haha, Elizabeth Edwards basically bitch-slapped Rielle Hunter, AKA the delusional whore who was banging her husband while she had terminal cancer. (Celebitchy)

Okay, so as much as I make fun of Zac Efron, as it turns out, he's actually...Kinda smart and responsible and cool. Who knew? (Celebslam)

Here's Katie Couric interviewing that 12-year-old lesbian. (HollyWire)

Oh look, Lindsay Lohan found something new to fuck. (CelebSmack)

Here's Anne Hathaway, AKA the girl who better freaking adopt Chuck! (usemycomputer)

Apparently, Johnny Depp is REALLY enjoying being on a boat. (popbytes)

Oh Kate Winslet...You're hot as hell, but this is not a flattering picture of your ass. (Evil Beet)