Wanna win some totally bitchin' swag from Breaking Bad? Well here's how! (Pajiba)

Today's "Fuck yeah, Gabourey Sidibe!" post is dedicated to my darling Soph. Who loves ya  honey? *Wink!* (Evil Beet)

Apparently, Lady Gaga slipped herself a Forget-Me-Now before going onstage (Arrested Development references NEVER get old goddammit). (Yeeeah!)

Either Boy George looks really good or Lindsay Lohan is lookin' not so hot. (The Blemish)

Haha, Pamela Anderson broke her toe on the set of Dancing With The Stars. (Seriously? OMG!)

Heidi Montag is going to be in an Adam Sandler movie, because obviously, Adam Sandler movies don't suck nearly as much as they could. (Celebitchy)

Kirstie Alley is living like there's no tomorrow, namely by eating everything in arm's length. (Celebslam)

Drew Barrymore will never get plastic surgery, probably because she doesn't want to look like Lindsay Lohan. Zing. (HollyWire)

Say what you will about Anna Nicole Smith, but her daughter? Adorable. (CelebSmack)

Cheryl Burke is on vacation and in a bikini. (usemycomputer)

As if you needed another reason to hate Chris Brown, Crazy Tits apparently has his back. (Allie Is Wired)