Here's a look at how the 2010 Oscars will probably turn out, and hooooo boy has the bejeezus ever been scared out of me. (Pajiba)

Why yes, these are Mary Carey's actual boobs. HOLY CRAP. (Yeeeah!)

One of Michael Jackson's nephews tried to stun gun one of Blanket. Hate to sound like a broken record, but HOLY CRAP. (The Blemish)

This just in: Hugh Jackman is still a total DILF. (Seriously? OMG!)

Why does Kelly Osbourne look like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada now? (Celebitchy)

Salma Hayek shows off her impressive cleavage (Yay!) while at a book reading with Dora The Explorer (...Okay then.) (Celebslam)

Here's an eight-year-old girl dressed, singing and dancing as Lady Gaga. I'm not sure whether this is insanely cute or insanely creepy. Although she is fierce as hell. (HollyWire)

Speaking of fierceness, here's Johnny Weir, the fiercest fierce to ever fierce a fierce. (CelebSmack)

Here's Ali Larter at a Hungry In America Project Benefit. (usemycomputer)

Apparently, Cyndi Lauper went to the same hair dresser as Phil Spector. (popbytes)

Lindsay Lohan is going to be (ghost)writing a book soon, because really, don't they all? (Evil Beet)