This video really doesn't have anything to do with anything, other than just being goddamn hysterical. Onto the links!

Here's a look at Cyrus, fresh from SXSW. (Pajiba)

Kate Winslet got a divorce from her husband who looks like a hobo. Ummmm...shocking? (Yeeeah!)

Miley Cyrus finally reveals why she left Twitter. Hint: It may have had something to do with her batshit insane fans. (The Blemish)

Oh look, here's the trailer for "Shrek 4: Mike Meyers Needs To Put A Down Payment On His Condo". (Seriously? OMG!)

So apparently, Sam Worthington falls into the category of "Hot but dumb as hell". (Celebitchy)

Paula Abdul is going to be hosting "Star Search", which is sort of like asking Paula Dean to host "The Biggest Loser". (BricksandStones)

So apparently someone decided it would be a great idea to get hot chicks to strip wearing Chewbacca and C3PO masks, and the results are decidedly not sexy. (Agent Bedhead)

So Adam Lambert was in Japan, and he was simply faaaaaabulooooooous. (POTP)

For those of you wondering how Crazy Tits keeps herself at the very peak of insanity: Red Bull and "Happy Pills". (Evil Beet)